I appear to have slightly neglected this blog recently – sorry.
As an update on what has been missed, I believe Naomi has started planning her wardrobe for the trip. I suggested tops that can double as skirts; so far she doesn’t seem too keen, but I will win her round (I’m joking, of course. She loved the idea.) (Again, I’m joking. The only time I’ve ever heard of people wearing tops as skirts or the other way around was when reading the ‘CRINGE’ section in ‘Mizz’ or whatever it was called when I was about 12, and some poor girl wore what she thought was a top to a school disco, then saw someone else wearing it as a skirt. We don’t want that kind of embarrassment on our holiday. AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.)
Anyway, I believe that’s about it. Genuinely. All we’ve done is consider some clothes we’re going to take, wonder about the people we’re going to meet and continue to worry about the lack of tea.
I’ve probably just wasted your time if you’ve just read that. Here’s a fact to make the time more useful: ‘A Californian doctor has set the record of eating 17 bananas in two minutes.’